In a lesson for kids that would make budding reporters cry, former Clinton suckup-turned impartial journalist George Snuffleupagus is accused of hosting daily phone strategy sessions with White House COS/POS Rahm "Pauli Walnuts" Emanuel. 

Stephanopoulos, who gained his gravitas by being featured as "uber-dreamy" on a '90s Friends episode, has been operating for the last few years as an above-the-board, nonpartisan political commentator for ABC (no, nothing to see here).  In a letter by Media Research Center President L. Brent Bozell, ABC News President is asked to address the validity of the breach of journalistic ethics (only by pre-November 08 election standards). Link below:
 
Impartiality--kiss my Snuffleupagus!

Stephanopoulus, owner of the most annoying name of any former White House Press Secretary and the hairiest back since Dee Dee Myers, defended his standards.  "Sh*t, at least I paid my taxes.  What's the big deal?"

In semi-related news, no one tuned in to ABC News this week.