In breaking news, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has lost his crown as biggest 'tool' to face questions from Helen Thomas (RIP, 1992).  In only two weeks, Obama-hack Robert Gibbs has adopted a press-handling style that makes Joe Biden and "The One" (without prompter) look positively articulate.  Gibbs, who never met a tired sports metaphor, uhh or um, or Fox News conspiracy he didn't try, is quickly wearing out his welcome with a sympathetic (sycophantic?) Washington Press Corps. 

In NY Magazine, Chris Rovzar complains of the undue harsh treatment Gibbs gets in his first days on the job.  Because after all, the White House is well-suited for on-the-job training, right? 

Where my press adulation went?

Watch the video.  Best and the brightest.  I don't know what else to say.....seriously.